snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees)

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away